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Chronique humoristique sur le changement d\u2019heure : ob\u00e9ir au Ma\u00eetre du Temps. Toutefois, avec Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM, l’ob\u00e9issance prend une dimension inattendue. C’est Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM, intrigante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps<\/a> version BDSM<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Deux fois par an, le pays entier joue au grand jeu du cadran : avancer, reculer, ob\u00e9ir.<\/a><\/strong>
Sous couvert d\u2019\u00e9conomie d\u2019\u00e9nergie, nous donnons soixante minutes de nos vies au Ma\u00eetre du Temps. Cet arbitre invisible r\u00e9git nos matins fatigu\u00e9s. Avec la version BDSM, chaque minute semble command\u00e9e par l’horloge. Elle est aussi influenc\u00e9e par cet \u00e9trange jeu de pouvoir. Ce ph\u00e9nom\u00e8ne r\u00e9invente la soumission temporelle, repr\u00e9sentant parfaitement Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le grand th\u00e9\u00e2tre du d\u00e9calage<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Chaque changement d\u2019heure commence par la m\u00eame question existentielle :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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On avance ou on recule ?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Depuis 1975, nous perp\u00e9tuons ce rite technocratique n\u00e9 d\u2019une id\u00e9e lumineuse : \u00e9conomiser de l\u2019\u00e9lectricit\u00e9.
Cinquante ans plus tard, plus personne n\u2019y croit. Mais on continue, fid\u00e8les \u00e0 la tradition, comme on arrose une plante morte \u201cau cas o\u00f9\u201d. C’est un peu comme Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM, o\u00f9 l’illusion de contr\u00f4le et de discipline nous tient captifs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Le printemps, version sadique<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Le Ma\u00eetre du Temps se fait tyran.
Une heure de sommeil envol\u00e9e.
Une semaine de d\u00e9sorientation garantie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On titube dans la lumi\u00e8re trop vive, les yeux cern\u00e9s, le corps en gr\u00e8ve.
On parle d\u2019\u00e9conomie d\u2019\u00e9nergie, mais c\u2019est surtout la n\u00f4tre qui s\u2019\u00e9vapore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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L\u2019automne, fausse douceur<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Puis, en octobre, la cl\u00e9mence revient.
Le Ma\u00eetre du temps nous rend ce qu\u2019il avait pris, l\u2019air g\u00e9n\u00e9reux.
\u201cTiens, peuple fid\u00e8le, voici ton heure.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et nous, ravis, croyons avoir gagn\u00e9 quelque chose.
Une heure de sommeil, de caf\u00e9 prolong\u00e9, de paresse l\u00e9gitime. M\u00eame alors, on se souvient que c’est le Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM qui d\u00e9cide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que la guerre domestique commence :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Le four clignote : 12:00 12:00 12:00<\/code><\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Le micro-ondes boude.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • La voiture, elle, vit encore \u00e0 l\u2019heure d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 2019.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Nous voil\u00e0 soldats du r\u00e9glage, dompteurs de cadrans, h\u00e9ros du bouton \u201cset\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Les peintres, eux, s\u2019en moquent<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    Les artistes regardent tout cela avec un sourire tranquille.
    Pour eux, la lumi\u00e8re ne d\u00e9pend ni d\u2019une loi ni d\u2019un d\u00e9cret.
    Elle avance, recule, change, vit \u2014 \u00e0 son propre rythme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Quand nous reculons d\u2019une heure, ils avancent dans leurs couleurs.
    Leur horloge, c\u2019est la toile. Leur minute, c\u2019est la nuance.
    Pendant que nous bataillons avec nos appareils, ils capturent ce qui ne bouge jamais : l\u2019instant.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    La morale<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    Alors, ce week-end, quand le Ma\u00eetre du Temps exigera que vous reculiez d\u2019une heure, ne luttez pas.
    Ob\u00e9issez avec \u00e9l\u00e9gance.
    Et pendant que les horloges se soumettent, rappelez-vous qu\u2019il existe encore des gens qui peignent le lever du jour. Ils sont totalement ind\u00e9pendants du Ma\u00eetre du Temps version BDSM. Ils ne se demandent jamais s\u2019il est deux ou trois heures du matin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Le changement d\u2019heure. Ce grand moment de confusion nationale o\u00f9 chacun se demande : on avance ou on recule ? Deux fois par an, nous jouons aux apprentis horlogers de l\u2019\u00c9tat, convaincus d\u2019agir pour une noble cause. En v\u00e9rit\u00e9, nous ne faisons qu\u2019ob\u00e9ir \u00e0 un vieux rituel administratif : le d\u00e9cret du Ma\u00eetre du Temps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1629,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[49],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-billet-dhumeur","tag-maitresse-ida-avignon-2"],"yoast_head":"\nLe Ma\u00eetre du Temps, chronique humoristique . - Ma\u00eetresse Ida<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Humour et r\u00e9flexion autour du changement d'heure : comment Le maitre du temps nous rend fous deux fois par an. 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